Now that we have calmed down from the wedding (look, it was actually two weddings, and they were blummin’ great, so heckin’ yeah it’s taken us this long to calm down) we have a surprise for you!
Not the kind of surprise Beth’s mum was expecting when her sisters told her that she had news and should check WhatsApp from Canada… Oh no MUCH better and in so many more ways:
1. It doesn’t scream, cry, or poo (very much)
2. It does not involve a flippin’ load o’ pushin’ (or, at least not very much)
3. It doesn’t smell weird (again, not much)
4. It won’t ask for: toys, clothes, food, water, unconditional love, a pony, a car, a loan, alcohol, drugs, a tenner, sleep, or your dignity … Or at least… You see where I’m going with this… Not much.
5. You only have to worry about this for the 6 minutes it is on for, not the rest of your life. Unless you really wanna worry about this for the rest of your life, then you can, we won’t stop you, but we also won’t encourage you… Just like good parents should.
IT’S A NEW SONG WITH A NEW VIDEO.
P.s. A man came to ask us what we were doing while filming this and apparently ‘scrumping yo’ apples, fool’ was not an appropriate response.
ENJOY!